sorry to hear about your situation…but to just as an FYI 30% of daily coffee drinkers have 6 cups a day..dont think youll be getting ulcers

Haha thanks, I feel much better. I’m a barista and usually have more control than this, so I feel I should back the truck up a bit. Instead of eating while bored, I have cup after cup of coffee. Oh the bloating.

There are two things I need right now:

1- To end my coffee consumption for the rest of the day before I get an ulcer.

And:

2- Find a place to live. Being homeless (aka: Living with my mom…) is killing me.

Or I could go for plan B which would be to just peace out and go back to Oz. Yeah..yeah that plan B sounds WAY better.

This article made me feel a million times better about going to school and not following through with what I studied and instead becoming a barista haha

A big thanks to my mom for sending it to me =D

This is a dinosaur with laser beams coming out of it’s eyes drawn on my coffee cup by my two favourite baristas around the corner, Aaron and Tom.

I frequently get animals drawn on my cup, but this by far takes the cake!

This killed me. I’m a barista, who used to work for Starbucks, and the hilarity kills me.

Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him,

Kristin Chenoweth singing “Taylor the Latte Boy” (by likeanepiphany)