| Me: | Mmmmm |
| Mike: | Oh, somebody's excited. |
| Me: | Oh yes. |
| Mike: | ** purrs: And what is it you want exactly? ** |
| Me: | Mmm ** gives the sexy eye ** I'll give you three guesses. |
| Mike: | Hmm, let's see.. it's Tom Whats-His-Name isn't it? |
| Me: | Oh my God! I can't believe you would bring up Tom Hiddleston right now! |
| Mike: | ** laughs ** |
| Me: | .....Well I'm thinking about him NOW!..... |
| Mike: | ** still laughing ** Whatever, just don't call his name. |
| Best. Boyfriend. Ever. | |
| He gets me. |